South African Gangster Fat Murphy Loses His Strap On Dildo In Police Raid
|Here is the funniest thing I have read all weekend:
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SOUTH African police caught more than they expected in a Cape Town drug raid when a strap-on dildo fell off a suspected crime lord during a search, the Sunday Times reported.
Fat Murphy, feared on the streets of Cape Town’s notorious Cape Flats suburb, told a court that he is a hermaphrodite who holds male and female identity documents – one under the name Fadwaan, the other under Hilary.
Police and a tearful Murphy recounted the saga during a bail hearing for Murphy’s charges of possession of stolen property, which come on top of earlier charges of kidnapping and intimidation, the paper said.
“I had a vagina that could not be penetrated. But I also had male organs, testes. But I always knew I was really a man and that was what I wanted to be,” he told the court, according to the newspaper.
“God created me with both sexual organs. It was God’s decision, not mine.” [AFP]
This guy may be a thug gangster, but damn that must be embarrassing for someone who is supposed to be a rough and tough gangster.
The most feared gangster was really a girlie. Hahaha. Those South Africans must be a ferocious lot!!! LOL