South African Gangster Fat Murphy Loses His Strap On Dildo In Police Raid

Here is the funniest thing I have read all weekend:

ODD COUPLES: Alleged drug lord 'Fat Murphy' with his first wife, Shafieka, in 2002, far left, and his second wife, Shitarah, in 2005, left

(Image from here.)

SOUTH African police caught more than they expected in a Cape Town drug raid when a strap-on dildo fell off a suspected crime lord during a search, the Sunday Times reported.

Fat Murphy, feared on the streets of Cape Town’s notorious Cape Flats suburb, told a court that he is a hermaphrodite who holds male and female identity documents – one under the name Fadwaan, the other under Hilary.

Police and a tearful Murphy recounted the saga during a bail hearing for Murphy’s charges of possession of stolen property, which come on top of earlier charges of kidnapping and intimidation, the paper said.

“I had a vagina that could not be penetrated. But I also had male organs, testes. But I always knew I was really a man and that was what I wanted to be,” he told the court, according to the newspaper.

“God created me with both sexual organs. It was God’s decision, not mine.”  [AFP]

This guy may be a thug gangster, but damn that must be embarrassing for someone who is supposed to be a rough and tough gangster.

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Cedar Wilde
Cedar Wilde
14 years ago

The most feared gangster was really a girlie. Hahaha. Those South Africans must be a ferocious lot!!! LOL

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