Three Aussie Blokes in Heaven

Three blokes died and when they get to the pearly gates, St. Peter meets them there. St. Peter said, "I know that you men are forgiven because you’re here. Before I let you into Heaven, I have to ask you a couple of questions. Make sure you tell the truth because if you don’t you will forfeit your privilege of being here and we’ll have to ask you to visit our friend below. Your answers will also determine what kind of car you get. You have to have a car here in Heaven because it is so big!" So Peter asks the first bloke, "How long were you married?" He replies, "24 years." St. Peter then asks, "Did you ever cheat on your wife?" The bloke says, "Yes, about 10 times…but you said I was forgiven." Peter said, "yeah, but that’s not too good. Here’s a Mini for you to drive."

The second bloke walks up and gets the same questions from Peter to which he replies, "I was married for 41 years and cheated on her only once, but that was during our first year and we worked it out and I was faithful there after." Peter said, "I’m pleased to hear that, here’s a Ford Falcon for you to drive."

The third bloke walked up and said, "Peter, I know what you’re going to ask. I was married for 63 years and didn’t even look at another woman! I treated my wife like a queen!" Peter said, "That’s what I like to hear. Here’s a Jaguar for you to drive" A little while later, the two blokes with the Falcon and the Mini saw the bloke with the Jaguar crying on the golden footpath so they went to see what was the matter. When they asked him what was wrong he tearfully said, "I just saw my wife and she was on a skateboard!"