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Dave in Sydney

Dave from Snake Gully was visiting Sydney. He walked into a bar in Oxford Street and sat next to a rather attractive woman.

"Hi," he said, "I’m new in town. Can I buy you a drink?"
"No," she remarked, "I am a Lesbian."
"Oh, really?" he asked, "How are things in Beirut?"